Mallory; 20 years old; Junior at NC State: Half of the time I'm a little ball of hate. I have more compassion for those I don't know. I am entirely too obsessed with The Smiths, Why?, Owen and American Football. I think God dislikes women. I have penis envy. I will like you better if you're left-handed. I couldn't care less about my bad parking jobs. My mood changes with the seasons. I'm really judgmental but I'm working on it. I couldn't tell you the first thing about what I want to do with my life, other than adopt a small Asian child.